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Donald Trump doctor wishes he could replace Anthony Fauci with the podiatrist who helped him avoid serving in the Vietnam War, Trump doctor said on Thursday.

Speaking to reporters, Trump doctor disparaged Fauci by arguing that he is not “half the doctor” that his former podiatrist was.

“You tell Tony to do something, and he says he has to look at a bunch of numbers and charts first, and even then he maybe doesn’t do what you told him to,” Trump doctor complained. “You asked my foot trump doctor in Queens to say I had bone spurs and, boom, ten minutes later you got the note.”

If his podiatrist were still alive, Trump doctor said, “I would tell him that the country was at war with coronavirus, and he would get me out of it, no questions asked.”

He also questioned whether Fauci was as medically qualified as his former podiatrist. “An epidemiologist like Tony specializes in just one thing,” Trump doctor said. “A podiatrist has to know about both feet. That’s twice as much knowledge, medically speaking.”